Dear Delta,

I have been flying your airline for quite sometime now.  I have 50,000 miles.  So why oh why am I treated so badly by you?  The client that we made the industrial for is paying for me to fly to Las Vegas on any airline I want and I choose you.  You.  And how do you repay me?  By throwing away my shampoo and contact lens solution.  By giving me a bag of Sun Chips, two beverages and Nacho Libre on a teeny screen six feet away for a five hour flight!  By, after waiting a half hour for my luggage, throwing three pieces of luggage on the baggage claim ramp to distract me from complaining and then a half hour after that, finally giving me my luggage at 11pm!

I know you went bankrupt and got rid of my fave airline, Song but you would think that you would want to treat your last few customers well.  I am using my frequent flyer miles and never flying your airline again!  (This entry is a shoutout to Giulia's Dear Douchebag blog.  One of my faves.)

Comments

[Teresa]

Totally agree. Last week Delta lost my suitcase for four days. FOUR DAYS! and there was no apology afterwards or nothing. I called to complain, but the baggage hotline is manned by people who I suspect don't actually live in this country, speak the language, and who don't give a flying f**k!

[summer]

del-ta, i used to, lu-huv you, now i don't.

i need to hurry up and cash in my miles before they finally go out of business

[Melissa]

Oh, I miss Song. I miss Song with an intensity to rival a lost love. Truly.